That awkward moment when Bill Haverchuck is your spirit animal.
k-freud:
“Except for digging, he’s really bad at digging”

glaston-berry:
WHAT THE FUCK, MAN
YOU GIVE ME THIS FUCKING CUP AND IT DOESN’T EVEN FIT
YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE
So there is a spider in my drawer. It’s made itself at home in the corner. I am patiently waiting for the day it dies, a spiders life span can’t be that long… In the meantime all my clothes have been pushed to one side.

domtheblackswan:
Look Mom! I found friends!