May 2013
thetwonicorn replied to your photo: So I needed new glasses, and so I ordered some on…
I love them! I’m actually looking to get frames just like that for a new pair, how did you go about ordering with your prescription etc? p.s. HI! :)
They do not have my prescription in them yet, but they will. They are growing on me. I think i’ll survive. They were only like $35, so I don’t...
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Me and my Mom watching Star Wars
Luke: “Who is she? She is beautiful!” Mom: She’s your sister!
Me: Spoilers!!!
She also insists that the stormtrooper forgot his lines and Obi-Wan had to feed them to him. “These aren’t the driods you’re looking for”
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you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING
WHAT DO I DO
ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES
FUCK
IT DROPPED MORE BABIES
MY DADS LIKE GASSING...
I hate my friends
lunaticphan:
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
Eliseo: "Happy Mother's Day to you and your mom!"
Me: "I'm not a mother! Don't wish happiness one me!"
laugh-addict:
drama that i’m not involved in
diannaagr0n:
someone left this picture on the tester camera at target
i’m
Just when you think you couldn’t be any more creepy, you realize you can be…
zahtz asked: Hey look! Your icon thinks my question is scientific!
