I thought this was real
and I was like, “Wow, Ashlee, you’re a huge jerk for thinking of your OTP— this is someone’s life we’re talking about”
and I wanted to be subtle
so in my tags I was going to be witty and say something like, “Sir, does your name happen to be John Locke?”
and then I saw the name
Three Possible Futures for the Universe via Chandra X-ray Observatory (Credit: NASA/CXC/M.Weiss)
“This illustration shows three possible futures for the Universe, depending on the behavior of dark energy, by showing how the scale of the Universe may change with time. If dark energy is constant, as the new Chandra results suggest, the expansion should continue accelerating forever. If dark energy increases, the acceleration may happen so quickly that galaxies, stars, and eventually atoms will be torn apart, in the so-called Big Rip. Dark energy may also lead to a recollapse of the Universe, in the Big Crunch. The illustration also shows the early decelerating expansion of the Universe, followed by the accelerating phase that started about 6 billion years ago.”
this is still the best thing on the internet
This a change from the BBC’s previous vegetarian option: telling them to fuck off.
[AGGRESSIVELY GETS THE MILK]
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR AGES
thetwonicorn replied to your photo: So I needed new glasses, and so I ordered some on…
I love them! I’m actually looking to get frames just like that for a new pair, how did you go about ordering with your prescription etc? p.s. HI! :)
They do not have my prescription in them yet, but they will. They are growing on me. I think i’ll survive. They were only like $35, so I don’t think I can complain. Really good quality too.
Also, hello!! :)
Dylan is a filthy little liar
So I needed new glasses, and so I ordered some on Amazon.
My other glasses have small lenses and I feel like my peripheral vision is gone.
Long story short, I got these today, in the mail, and the lenses are much bigger, I’ll give them that. But I feel like a dirty hipster…
LMAO Best Acting Manager.